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تاریخ:سه شنبه 5 اردیبهشت 1391-01:57 ب.ظ

نویسنده :آزیتا ملکی نژاد

جهوده متواضع



 

یک کاتولیک، پروتستان، مسلمان و یهودی در حین صرف شام با هم صحبت میکردند.


کاتولیک : من یک موقعیت عالی دارم .... می خواهم سیتی بانک را بخرم!
پروتستان : من خیلی ثروتمندم و میخواهم جنرال موتورز را بخرم!
مسلمان : من یک شاهزاده ثروتمند افسانه ایم.... میخواهم مایکروسافت را بخرم!


سپس آنها منتظر شدند تا یهودی صحبت کنه....

یهودی قهوه خود را هم زد، خیلی با حوصله قاشق را روی میز گذاشت، یک جرعه از قهوه اش خورد، یک نگاهی به آنها انداختد و با آرامی گفت:

نمیفروشم!!!...

بخش بزرگی از ثروت دنیا دست یهودی هاست و مطالعه زیادی می کنند که منابع مالی خوبی داشته باشند و خیلی خوب هوای همدیگه رو دارند

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